Monday 28 March 2005

of mortuary

Just now at NTUC Fairprice

Lancerlord: Excuse me, may I know where I can get NTUC vouchers?

Cashier: You can get at our office.

Lancerlord: Where is your office?

Cashier: You walk that way. On the right side.
* Cashier points in a general direction *

Lancerlord: Is it beside the fish section?

Cashier: No! No! Near the mortuary one.

Lancerlord: Huh? More what?

Cashier: Mortuary! Mortuary!

* Lancerlord walks away, not knowing what the hell the Cashier had just said *

Finally I found the office, after asking another staff for directions.
Before I entered the office, I saw the section that displays this


Mortuary! Mortuary
Lancerlord puts palm on forehead

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