of rollyo

RollYo: Roll your own search engine. RollYo allows you to choose the sites to search.

Rollyo puts the power of Yahoo! Search in your hands, by giving you the tools to create your own personal search engines - with no programming required. All you have to do is pick the sites you want to search, and we'll create a custom search engine for you.

About RollYo

of copy busted

Copy Busted: Video. Do no try this in your office.

of take so long to shake hands

I just witnessed a group of schoolboys exchanging a series of handshakes at the MRT station. They shook hands with one another and then they parted ways. Those handshakes are those that has pattern more than badminton. Completing 1 handshake takes about 7 to 8 seconds. There were 10 schoolboys in that group. That means more than a minute was spent doing those handshakes.

of us$100 notebook

[via CNet News]

US$100 notebook from Massachusetts Institute of Technology Media Labs

A research project at the MIT Media Lab has a plan for getting $100 laptops in the hands of millions of people around the world.

Photo Gallery

of tgif video - 30.09.05

Shower Meeting: Advertisement by Fedex Kinko's. Meeting in the shower room. Funny stuff. Check the rest of the ads.

of adults and playground

Work is too stressed so we must go to the playground to de-stress.

of 1 car, 120 features

The new Passat has 120 features. I like the steerable headlights the best. I have not finished looking at all the other features...too many.

To help ensure the light goes where you need it, these smart lights are connected to your steering wheel.

of stuff n such - 28.09.05

Toy Noise: Video by DJ Flack. Music made from toys. [via Giavasan]

Some Photos: NSFW. here. here. [via s3xblo.gs]

Sign My B00bs: NSFW. Gallery of photos where Lili VonSchtupp gets autographed. [via Fleshbot]

Female Soldiers: Photos from around the world. [via Project Nothing!]

Balloon Bass: A stringed instrument made up of 1 balloon and 2 skinny balloons. Listen to some recordings. [via J-Walk Blog]

Woogle: Words in pictures. [via Rat Blog]

Samsung SGH-Z107: Cool flash presentation. [via Digg]

Talk Digger: Use this to find out who is talking about a blog. [via Every Little Wonder]


Huge Chip [via shaoyedediyici]

of beef noodles

Thaksin Beef Noodle at Clementi. Nice.




Their moo-moo motto.

of student blog blockers

[via Juzzy]

Singapore schools punish cheeky student bloggers

Singapore schools have begun a clampdown on students who
insult teachers in online journals by punishing them with suspensions

of esnips

[via LinkFilter]

eSnips gives you 1 GB of space to store your photos, audio and video files. It allows you to share files with friends or keeps them private. Now in beta version.

of drive lowly

Keep your head down when you drive.

of stuff n such - 25.09.05

S3x In Car: NSFW. Couples getting caught. [via LinkFilter]

Powerful As$: NSFW. Video by a German Fitness club. [via ]

The Voodoo People: Prodigy's latest music video. [via 'boards]

Dermal Display: Display pixel implanted uner the skin. Watch the video. [via engadget]

The Ad Conceptor: Select a product category, a tone, and a target market. Click a button and you'll get a concept for an ad. [via J-Walk Blog]

Lego You: Dress up your lego character. [via MonkeyFilter]

MTR Song: Song about Hong Kong MTR. [via Solsetur]

Atome: Try this game. Constructing atoms. [via Lut]


BJ Massage [via Chinoy]

of loonatics unleashed

[via Tinymeat]

The Loonatics was unleashed on the 17th of September, months after it was revealed that Warner Bros would be doing a makeover of the Looney Tunes characters.

Check this spoof at GorillaMask here and here. NSFW.

of good cgi

1st Avenue Machine is a New York based CGI VFX/Animation company. Watch this video titled Sixes Last. Cool computer graphics animation.

of stuff n such - 24.09.05

Lada to Lotus: Video showing how a Lada is transformed into a Lotus. [Thanks Ziggy]

Jeb Does Crazy Frog: Re-enactment of the original Crazy Frog movie. [via LinkFilter]

Boys And Their Toys: One man's toy collection. [via LinkFilter]

Jeep Computer Mod: [via New-Links]

How Many Condoms At Once: This answers the question. "How many condoms can you put on your d|ck?" [via LinkFilter]

SNL Celebrity Jeopardy: Videos from Saturday Night Live. [via LinkFilter]

Instant Blog Post Generator: Writer's block? Use this to generate a post for you.

Steal These Buttons: Tons of buttons for your blog. [via Look At This]


Please Keep Clean [via Joerg Moellenkamp]

of watching

Waiting along the side of the road, watching cars pass by...

of nicknames

Why are you called what you are called? The story behind your blog name.

What is yours?

of talkr

[via theory.isthereason]

I was testing out Talkr which will convert your feeds into MP3. Quite cool. Kevin has subscribed to it and used it in his blog. Now can listen to his posts after a few mouse clicks. Cool.

I have written a post in LiveJournal to test Talkr.

Here is the audio file generated by Talkr.

Update: I have uploaded the audio file at MegaUpload. Click here if the audio file link above does not work.

of tgif video - 23.09.05

[via danerd]

Bad Day: Funny video. Thought you had a bad day today? This guy is worse off.

of arrested for nothing

[via Digg]

Suspicious Behaviour On The Tube

This guy got arrested when taking the tube to work because the police were acting under the authority of the Terrorism Act.

I am told that I am being stopped and searched because:
- they found my behaviour suspicious from direct observation and then from watching me on the CCTV system;
- I went into the station without looking at the police officers at the entrance or by the gates;
- two other men entered the station at about the same time as me;
- I am wearing a jacket "too warm for the season";
- I am carrying a bulky rucksack, and kept my rucksack with me at all times;
- I looked at people coming on the platform;
- I played with my phone and then took a paper from inside my jacket.

of restaurant

Restaurant: Lunch time game.

of are you dumb

Are You Dumb?

of bumvertising

[via AdJab]

Bumvertising: Paying homeless people to hold cardboard advertisements along streets. Some said it is exploitation.

A young American entrepreneur, Ben Rogovy, trying to promote his poker website solved his lack of an advertising budget by paying homeless people to stand motionless beside the Seattle Highway exit ramps with ads promoting his website.

Watch the video shown at The Daily Show.

of fairpriced killers

Today's Straits Times shows NTUC Fairprice's effort to get rid of dengue. One third of pages is filled with pesticides and other stuff.

of my second chinese post

This will be my second attempt to "用华语来写blog".

杀死Jan 给我新的华语name.
Lancerlord = 蓝色龙.

So now I have 两个 Chinese name. The other one (览瑟络) was given by Petals.

杀死Jan,谢谢你.我读你的post and 笑 until 我 peng. Funny!

Since my 华语 standard is half-pail water. 我用 translator to translate her post.

of seven here and there

Long overdue se7en meme from Emo-zions, Ang Ku Kueh and Averil. (Who else have I missed out? My memory is quite bad lately)

7 things that scare me...
Drowning in water
Nothing else to laugh
Be limelight in front of big crowds
Ghosts
Losing loved ones
No $$$
No House

7 things that I like most...
Family outings
Have lots of $$$
Friends
Stress-free day
No boss
Less work, more pay
Holidays

7 important things in my room...
Wife, Bed, Pillow No 1, Pillow No 2, Curtain, Door, Fan

7 random facts about me...
Take 5 minutes to shower
Take 5 minutes to do big business
Need to sleep face up, else drool
I am someone who finds $$$ important
I can eat chocolate but not grow fat, get soar throat nia.
I like bah gwa
I can finish 1 tub of choc ice-cream at 1 go

7 things I plan to do before I die...
Earn lots of $$$ for family
Take whole family go long long holiday
Make sure Lancerlady can be housewife and be work-free
Make sure Chewren get good education
Get a Will done
Plan how to die

7 things I can do...
Pang sai and Pang jio simultaneously (who started this?)
Surf internet for hours
Sleep late and wake up the usual time
Daydream
Watch a movie on TV and most of the time dunno what the movie is all about
Lie down on the bed and doze off in seconds
Able to drive with alot of noise from 2 adults and 2 kids

7 things I can't do...
Whistle
Sing
Remember dates
Be patient
Finish reading a book
Satisfy everybody
Be punctual

7 things I say the most...
Simi sai, Piangz, Fwah, Huh, I dunno, What, Hor

7 celeb crushes...
No have leh.

7 people I'll love to see doing this...
Whoever likes to do this just do then I'll add your name here. :)

of stuff n such - 21.09.05

Ashton Hacked: Ashton Kutcher voicemail hacked. Some mp3s are NSFW. [via MetaFilter]

Betelnut Girls: NSFW. Only in Taiwan. [via WitNit]

White House Staff Salaries: How much they are making. [via LinkFilter]

Paperformers: Transformers made out of paper. [via Digg]

Sleep Skirts: These skirts has fine light weight cotton with roomy panty sewn into the garment. [via J-Walk Blog]

Watch Us Game: Gallery of female gamers. [via Wonderland]

Wireframe Skeleton: Cool flash. [via Robot Wisdom]

Ball Bounce: Game. Try it. [via MetaFilter]

Geek Phone S3x: Video. Exclusive phone s3x hotline satisfies the sci-fi fantasies of nerds everywhere. [Thanks Angelia]


Uneven floor. Please mind your steps. [via Sangsara]

of family names

Thanks to Amaranth, Straydog and Cowboy Caleb for informing me that Mr Miyagi wrote about our (actually-there-is-only-one) blogs. And a big thank you to Miyagi for mentioning it.

I used my photo to take a snapshot of Mr Miyagi's Chip Off The Blog in today's Today. But hor my camera cannot make it. Over-exposure. So you all better read the article in Today or read it at Miyagi's blog.

Lancerlady read the article and she exclaimed, "My blog nothing to read one. Pai seh.". She has not been updating her blog since 1814 and she told me to tell you all not to visit her dinosaur blog.


Click to see bigger version

Read the rest of the story here

of kena body splashed then...

Approximately 1 hour 45 minutes and 30 seconds ago, when I was lying on the bed, lancerlad body-splashed on me. His knee landed on my...


[photo via]

of animals on the mrt

[via Bibi]

Map out animal shapes using the subway maps. The Underground has one and the German metro also has one.

I tried very hard to map out a snail on the MRT map. Art is not my cup of teh.



Update: Made the snail stand out in the image. Slightly better than the previous one.

of blue rice

[via Popgadget]

Diet Furikake is Japanese style dieting. It is a flavored and blue seasoning to be sprinkled on rice so that your brain will form a negative image of it.

The human brain distinguishes between "pleasant" and "non-pleasant" and makes the body avoid non-pleasant things. As 70% of the information sent to the brain comes from visual perception, you can -so they say- program your brain to reject carbs through an unpleasant view of carbohydrate food and stop overeating.

[photo via]

of trump ringtone

[via textually]

Donald Trump Ringtones

Donald Trump said,

When Donald Trump's voice is coming out of your cell phone, everyone around you will know you mean business. With Trump Mobile personalization products, people can finally get some valuable advice while their phones are ringing.

My handphone only has the ringtone that came with it. No Donald Trump's voice. So means I do not mean business.

of eeeevil

Traffic Police. 666. So what does that imply?

of spot the differences game

[via Amarantus]

Spot The Differences: Try this game during your free time. Find 5 things that are different between the 2 pictures.

of 40 reasons

[via Bingfeng Teahouse]

40 reasons why you should not post your pic online

of celebrity-way calling

[via lalalapom]

Celebrity-Way Calling: Funny stuff

of money well spent

Yesterday, I went to a block of flats that are under the Social Services. These 1-room flats were catered for senior citizens, mostly living alone.

It had been 2 years since my last visit to these flats. Now that it has been upgraded, it looks better. Before upgrading, the corridors were dark. Lifts did not reach every floor. Something which is inconvenient for the elderly who had to climb a few flight of stairs to get to the lift.

To allow more light to enter the corridors, one unit near the lift landing was demolished. There were also some lights along the corridors that are switched on all day, something that is essential for the senior citizens staying there. And in case of a blackout, the emergency backup light will be triggered.


They even fixed handrails (which does not come cheap. $30 per meter) along the entire corridor. Quite thoughtful.


But the feature I found most essential was the Alert Alarm System. 2 trigger switches are installed in the living room and in the toilet. Once it is triggered, say in the event that the person in the flat needs emergency help, a light outside the flat will be lighted and the LED display at all the lift landings will show your flat number.


The alarm will be activated at the Seniors Activity Center, run by a group of volunteers from Fei Yue, located at the void deck. Then help will arrive to check on the particular flat in need.


I have taken a few snapshots of the pamphlet to describe how the Alert Alarm System works.


Gahmen has spent quite a lot on upgrading this flat. At least I find that this is money well spent. And most importantly, the occupants do not need to fork out a single cent.

of i'm the guy

I'm the guy who is just a guy.
and
I'm the guy who does not talk much.

of stuff n such - 18.09.05

10 Things To Know Before You Buy The iPod Nano: Top ten list of important things you need to know. [via LinkFilter]

The Truth of PETA: Penn and Teller tells the the truth behind PETA in this video. [via LinkFilter]

eJamming: Making music together over the internet in real time. Watch the demo. [via LinkFilter]

HotCam: Manual control toy car with an onboard video camera and microphone. [via We Make Money Not Art]

Scrotum Scrub: Video. Can make your balls bigger. [via Dumpalink]

Motorola E398 Hijacked: The only phone that farts and burps. [via Sangsara]

Man's Anatomy and Shoe Size: Size of d|ck is related to your shoe size. [via anonymous source]

ArseRace: Horse racing, arse-style. [via Jayaxe]


A lot of "We must" in a Primary School [via Akikonomu]

of muddy

lancerlad just invented a new word. He wanted to call "Mummy and Daddy" but called us "Muddy" instead.

Mummy + Daddy = Muddy

of gas gas

Singapore supplies powerful gas to all households. So gas will never be interrupted.


A coffeeshop sells nice food. The answer is not the ingredient but the use of a special type of gas to cook the food.

Unique Gas

of tgif video - 16.09.05

[via Scott Rope]

Homemade video of one of those HP commercials.

of captcha

Captcha (difficult). This is one of the toughest I have encountered. I could not distinguish the letters.



There is also Captcha (funny) which Its-jim and Arz000n experienced.


[photo via Its-jim]

of stuff n such - 15.09.05

A Small Ad: An ad by Jays Jays. Cheaper version of Carlton Draught's big ad.

Jack Off: Video. Oops. [via Big-Boys]

GWB Needs The Loo: Photo. The question that people are asking. Is the photo photoshopped. Jason Kottke has the solution for GWB. [via LinkFilter]

My Trailer Park: All your trailer park belongs to this guy. [via Look At This]

Seth Godin's Who's There?: Free eBook by Seth Godin titled "Incomplete Guide To Blogs And The New Web". [via Bibi]

Blogging Tips Series: 14 chapters. [via LinkFilter]

Jackson Pollock: Use your mouse to paint.


Paided [via Averil]

of just tip it

An National Environment Agency (NEA) Officer just paid a visit to our house. He showed his pass and explained that he was sent by the agency to look out for potential breeding spots within the flats in my block. So we let him in. He spent a few seconds in the kitchen, asked a few questions and left.

The person gave a few tips on preventing mosquitoes from breeding. lancerlady asked a few questions and the person's replies were sensible.

Good effort by the authorities.

But after he left, it struck me whether the person was really from NEA. This was the first time we have seen a NEA pass, so we cannot tell whether it was genuine. But he sounded professional and knows his stuff.

of singapore got star

Just started using Singapore Star, an online news service.

of things I did yesterday

Apart from the usual waking up and going to work stuff, these were the things I did yesterday.

1. Slept at 8pm.
2. Woke up at 10pm to pee.
3. Went back to bed.

Sleep deprived.

of internet slow

My intergneck connection is acting wierd for the past few days. I am now surfing at snail speed. Loading of pages takes ages. I am still waiting.


Waiting for tomorrow