I Want a Ron Paul Real Doll

I will be so pist if Ron Paul doesn’t win GQ’s Sexist Man Alive promotion this year.

I use to be impressed by Obama’s ability to give me a chubby after every one of his speeches but the fact that Ron Paul can make me prematurely ejaculate just blows my mind.

When Ron Paul points out that Obama isn’t a socialist but more of what Dr. Paul calls a corporatist in the video above, I feel the same emotions I had the 1st time watching “Harry Twatter.”

Corporatism is defined by Princeton as:

Control of a state or organization by large interest groups

Here it is used in a sentence for all you Akshay Buddiga fans: “individualism is in danger of being swamped by a kind of corporatism”

Whereas Socialism is defined:

A political theory advocating state ownership of industry.

I guess if we exclude the auto industry, the latter definition doesn’t completely define our country’s political system.


Corporatism does a much better job explaining why Walmart reported a 27% increase in net sales at the end of last years fourth quarter.

Now granted the optimistic voice in my head is saying that the government is doing all that they can to better our country as I can only imagine how difficult it must be helping the “People of Walmart.” There is some possibility that the unrest in American could be because some Americans are a little unsettling (see unsettling image below).

But when Ron Paul, a man who’s voting habits haven’t changed since the start his political career over 35 years ago, tells me that our country’s problems are due to straying away from the constitution I believe him.

If he does decide to run, which he most likely will, I sincerely hope people check out his political beliefs before deciding to vote for the person who just gives them a chubby.

Gym Tan Yayo

In light of my sudden hangover I felt this morning from the Wings game, my blogging was not at 100% today. I wasn't interested in looking at anything that contained more than 15-20 words. Therefore no news stories about Allen Park Fire Department cuts, NBA Trades, and pirate hostages were read beyond the headlines. It may be considered what we in the biz call "under-performing;" but I'm an Exec at the Coalition so fuck off.

I did, however, come across this gem of a clip from last week's Jersey Shore.

Not only did The Situation try to pull a robbery on Pauly D's Ex-box last week, but he has the bawlls to blow a rail right in front of the camera. Sitch and this broad are pretty interested in the charm on her necklace and at the 57 second mark they both have a sudden irritation on their noses that require immediate attention. You're a celebrity now bro, you gotta learn the ropes. Blow the lines in the bathroom where theres no cameras like Lindsay Lohan does.


Editors Note:
Lil sis took it upon herself to hate on this blog post. Has one night of drinking during the week skewed my performance that much? I'm no Ron Artest here. Let's take it to the followers on this:

Answer via comment if you think that either:
A: Lil sis is an idiot wasting company time
B: Wild Steve had too many pops last night and underperformed
C: I should retire from blogging effective immediately
or
D: Popsicles are delicious