I Want a Ron Paul Real Doll

I will be so pist if Ron Paul doesn’t win GQ’s Sexist Man Alive promotion this year.

I use to be impressed by Obama’s ability to give me a chubby after every one of his speeches but the fact that Ron Paul can make me prematurely ejaculate just blows my mind.

When Ron Paul points out that Obama isn’t a socialist but more of what Dr. Paul calls a corporatist in the video above, I feel the same emotions I had the 1st time watching “Harry Twatter.”

Corporatism is defined by Princeton as:

Control of a state or organization by large interest groups

Here it is used in a sentence for all you Akshay Buddiga fans: “individualism is in danger of being swamped by a kind of corporatism”

Whereas Socialism is defined:

A political theory advocating state ownership of industry.

I guess if we exclude the auto industry, the latter definition doesn’t completely define our country’s political system.


Corporatism does a much better job explaining why Walmart reported a 27% increase in net sales at the end of last years fourth quarter.

Now granted the optimistic voice in my head is saying that the government is doing all that they can to better our country as I can only imagine how difficult it must be helping the “People of Walmart.” There is some possibility that the unrest in American could be because some Americans are a little unsettling (see unsettling image below).

But when Ron Paul, a man who’s voting habits haven’t changed since the start his political career over 35 years ago, tells me that our country’s problems are due to straying away from the constitution I believe him.

If he does decide to run, which he most likely will, I sincerely hope people check out his political beliefs before deciding to vote for the person who just gives them a chubby.