MSU Clinches Legends Division, Big Ten Championship Game Berth

...and I just purchased my ticket to the game. I hear Indianapolis is beautiful in December.

Six to Midnight : ESPN Magazine Skin Issue

"The Mother Ship" released its annual "Skin Issue" last week. Here are the highlights(or low-lights. I feel like I can almost see the roller derby chick's asshole. You be the judge.)

Stephanie Gilmore. Some surfer chick.

Photos Courtesy: ESPN the Magazine

Alicia Sacramone. Gymnastics goddess

See? I told you, you could see it.

Gretchen Bleiler. Some snowboarder chick.

Check out the link above for more. Honestly, after I posted the roller derby chick's tattooed taint, I've hit an all-time low. I'd rather do some self-reflecting than post the 10 other pics ESPN released.  

6 to Midnight: Danica Who?

From Yahoo! Sports:

Canadian driver Maryeve Dufault will make her NASCAR debut on Saturday in the Nationwide Series Napa Auto Parts 200 at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve.

Dufault, who started racing in the ARCA Series this year, was a model on the Price is Right and according to IMDB, was a player for the New York Euphoria in the 2005 Lingerie Bowl.

Dufualt has said that she used the money she earned from modeling to pay for tires and equipment so that she could go race.

Dufault, 29, has made 12 starts in ARCA in 2011 with one top 10, a 10th place finish at Chicagoland Speedway. She'll be driving the No. 81 for MacDonald Motorsports and is one of four Canadian drivers entered in Saturday's race in the series that is most commonly referred to as the AAA to the Sprint Cup's Major League.

She will also become the first Canadian woman in NASCAR when the green flag drops on Saturday. Jacques Villenueve (the son of Gilles Villeneuve), Alex Tagliani andPatrick Carpentier are the other three Canadians entered in the event. It will be Carpentier's final race before he retires.

Plus, it will be Dufault's chance to race against Danica Patrick for the first time.

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Is this real life? Not only is another chick breaking on to the NASCAR scene, but she's a smokeshow for sure. Now, I thought Danica had it goin on, but after seein this broad its like Danica Who? (Hence the title). Bottom line is if this is what NASCAR has to do to get more people to give greater than or equal to one cumulative fuck about the sport, then by all means keep it comin! Hell if you get a Danica-Maryeve scuffle in pit row after the race, its over! I'd be down for the count from all the excitement. I propose a KY Wrestling match to determine who drives the GoDaddy.com car every week. Shit, there's your Superbowl spot right there! Mighta just paid my student loans off in one blog...

6 To Midnight: Gaga's New Fanboy

Raise your hand if you think Lady Gaga is a dumb drunken weird butter face?  Yeah me too, but after I heard this interview/performance on the Howard Stern Show the other day I cant help but be impressed with her talent as a musician. 

As of right now I am officially into Lady Gaga.  Shes smokin hot.  What else is there?

Six to Midnight: Women's World Cup Edition

In honor of the US women's national team's nail-biter win in penalty kicks today, I give you Hope Solo. She's a straight up babe.

Love me some soccer girls. Now she may be the only lady on the team that is over a 5, but nonetheless, I couldn't help but feature her.

After almost getting booted from the team in 2007 for her comments about how the goalie that year sucked, was old, and how if she were given the opportunity, she would've made those saves. Well today she definitely backed her shit up. Gotta love a girl with a smart ass mouth.

Hope is also the only American player that is nearly as hot as anyone on team Sweden. Am I foreshadowing a Women's World Cup Final rematch showdown / volume 2 of the women's soccer STM feature? You can bet Hope's sweet little ass I am.

P.S. Hope looks a lot like Deb from Dexter, no?