What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What gets filmed by surveillance cameras in Vegas elevators, however, doesn't always stay in Vegas.

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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What gets filmed by surveillance cameras in Vegas elevators, however, doesn't always stay in Vegas.

My roommate made this fantastic contraption the other day that does nothing but jack off then ejaculates on his face.


Verses from the Quran – the Muslim holy book are said to appear on nine-month-old Ali Yakubov’s back, arms, legs and stomach – before apparently fading away and being replaced with new sayings.
Russian medics claimed they are puzzled over the cause of the marks on a baby’s skin, which started when the word Allah apparently appeared on his chin within weeks of his birth.
Medics deny that the marks are from someone writing on the child’s skin.
His mother, Madina, said that she and her husband were not religious until the writings started appearing on his skin.
Promo posters for the movie, released this week, boast Jacko "like you've never seen him before".Joe Jackson, who has seen 12 minutes of This Is It, said
But his father Joe and sister La Toya accuse Sony Pictures of "fooling" fans by using Michael Jackson impersonators.
Meanwhile a British lookalike revealed he was asked by film bosses to stand in for the star before his death.
This movie features body doubles, no doubt about it. I think people will tear this movie apart.

Pre-match build-up focused on doom and gloom as the Reds went into the contest in their worst form for 22 years, sparking speculation that Rafa Benitez could be facing the sack.Before kick-off, there were funny moments when Manchester United fans threw beach balls onto the pitch, in celebration of Darren Bent's infamous goal for Sunderland. But The Kop released even more inflatable balls onto the pitch later. Watch the video here ("Liverpool - Manchester United (2-0) BALLOON'S !!").
But Torres - who overcame injury to start, unlike Steven Gerrard - and substitute David Ngog scored in the second half to earn a first win in four games, erasing the pain of consecutive defeats to Fiorentina, Chelsea, Sunderland and Lyon.
This guy just got his hands on a brand new taser and wanted to test it out and see how powerful the shock would be. Apparently, this particular model is really friggin' strong.
