It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

"If you're wondering where the WNBA playoffs are, they will be immediately following the Little League World Series." Boom! First day of the LLWS and they are already taking precedent and showing those dykes who's boss.

With all the anticipation of the NFL and College football seasons starting, and the MLB playoffs looming, there is no better appetizer to our main dish. The Little League World Series is back in action. These little guys go out there night after night in the dog days of summer and play their asses off. There's nothing like it. They laugh, they scream and most importantly, they cry. It's so genuine that I think watching them cry is my favorite part. Not in some sadistic way.

When these kids cry you know it's legit. It's not how South Park depicts it, with kids intentionally throwing games so they don't have to play anymore and dads drunkenly wresting around in the outfield. Although, the latter would probably make the Series that much more enjoyable.



And we can't forget Detroit's own real life Randy Marsh from back in 2009 at the Tigers vs. Royals game.



These kids are sincere in their ball-playing. It's all they have. They are barely interested in girls at this point so there's no distractions and they put all their emotion into every at bat.
So now is your chance, Coalition faithful. Pick your winner of the LLWS in the comment section. First one to choose the winner of the whole shebang gets an official DTownBroCo t-shirt of your choosing fo' free. I'm calling the team from Alabama, and I'll take a size large because these boys are goin' to the dance.

'South Park' Compares College Athletes to Slaves

by Waffles McButter courtesy of BroBible.com

I have always been for paying student athletes who participate in the highest grossing sports. Giving them a free education is swell and all but when your football or basketball team brings in enough money to fund every other sport at your university (and their talents are what is making you the money), shouldn't you throw the kids some cash to live and eat? And not just in the on-campus slum and slop house.




Trey Parker and Matt Stone apparently feel the same way, only they have an entire T.V. show to voice that opinion and they also chose to compare student athletes to the slave trade. Of course they did. A hilarious clip -- about student athletes being slaves -- from the latest "South Park" is below.

Matt Stone and Trey Parker...OMFG

Are you shitting me!

Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of the funniest show ever animated/made, are making a fucking musical...about Mormons!

This will probably be so funny you would need to bring a diaper and extra change of pants because at the end of the show you will need both to leave the theater comfortably. (Click video below to learn about the show)

Well, it’s settled this event is for sure replacing a weekend of chatroulette. I can’t even being to imagine the hilarity of this musical seeing that both Matt and Trey, are in the apex of their creativity and if you disagree see the video below:



I mean look what they did when they made a movie using marionettes...Team America, Fuck Yea man. That is, to this day, one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.

So when these two gentlemen create what they consider to be an entertaining broadway musical I hope it sparks your interest, for two reasons really. One, it is a guaranteed good time for you and a group of friends and two, I need to bum a ride...seriously I’ll bring the diapers.