Update: Zeenie's also clogged up
I got a call from a bank on yesterday. Below is the conversation I had with the Telemarketeer.
* Handphone rings, Lancerlord picks up *
Telemarketeer: Hello may I speak with Lancerlord?
Lancerlord: Speaking.
* Telemarketeer cocks her mouth. Squeezes the trigger. Fires shots at 2 words / second *
Telemarketeer: GoodMorningLancerlordIamcallingfromXXXXbankandIam...
happytoannouncethatyouhavebeenchosenblahblahblah...
* Lancerlord tries to interrupt but Telemarketeer like wearing ear-plugs, didn't stop *
Telemarketeer: themarketinterestrateisblahblahblah...
* Lancerlord trying to interrupt again *
Telemarketeer: Sorry sir, what did you say?
Lancerlord: Can you repeat what you just said?
Telemarketeer: Which part?
*Lancerlord scratch head, nearly wanted to scratch his balls*
Lancerlord: Everything.
Telemarketeer: Why?
Lancerlord: You were speaking too fast.
Telemarketeer: Oh sorry. I'll start again.
* Telemarketeer giggled then cocks her mouth. Squeezes the trigger. Puts to auto firing mode. Fires shots at 4 words / second. Lancerlord LPPL *
Telemarketeer: Iamhappytoannounceblahblahblahblah... So you are given 2 options. Which one do you prefer?
Lancerlord: Sorry but I'm not interested.
* Lancerlord anyhow hantam an answer. In his mind he thinking: "What the coo-coo you talking about? Talk so fast." *
* Telemarketeer continues on and on and on *
Telemarketeer: blahblahblahblah....(she asked another question which I couldn't make out)
* Lancerlord still blur like sotong, just whack same answer *
Lancerlord: Sorry but I'm not interested in whatever you mentioned.
Telemarketeer: Are you sure? blahblahblahblahblahblah...
Lancerlord: No it's ok I do not want to sign up.
* Lancerlord don't even know what the question is how to be sure? *
Telemarketeer: Well thanks for your time. Bye.
* Lancerlord didn't have time to say bye *
Talk about Kin Kah Kin Chew. This one Kin Chui (Fast Mouth) also.
Update: Keithf, thanks for the link-up.
Fwahhh......
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