Land of the Free, Home of the Hustlers

America the Great is known for the freedom to behave, think , and act however we wish to do so. We get away with things we shouldn't and some fail to get punished for major crimes they commit. And, in recent news, some may even gain success through past debacles. Does Casey Anthony ring a bell to anyone?

After the death and disappearance of her 2-year old daughter, Caylee, Miss Casey Anthony was deemed not guilty of murder; however, she was found guilty for providing false information to investigators. Think what you want to think about whether or not she was responsible for the death of her daughter, but I will not get into that at this point.

Now, only a few weeks after Anthony was "cleared" from one of the more heated trials in American history, she has been offered an amount of money larger than most of us will ever see...to pose nude? Larry Flynt of Hustler Magazine says that he offered Anthony $500,000 to pose nude for his magazine plus 10% of all profits. Talk about a turn of events for this 25-year old party girl from the sunshine state...only in America can you go from nearly being sentenced for life to being offered a 1/2 million dollars...to pose nude. In my humble opinion, something seems off with this situation...and with our justice system...and with America. Even judges involved with the situation admit this is a messed up situation. Judge Perry, a judge involved with Anthony's probation, stated that the situation is a "legal maze" and "If anything could go wrong, it went wrong here".

But again, this is the land of the free and home of the whores. Casey Anthony gets acquitted from murder of her own daughter and now rewarded with a nice sum of cash and percentage of profit that will leave her wealthy for the remainder of her life...shouldn't she be in jail right now?

The Warrior Has Come Out To Pl-AAAAY

The Internet is the greatest creation Man ever came up with… better than the cure for polio… better than the Fleshlight…

For without the internet, the world would not have had access to the strange madness that lives inside the Ultimate Warrior…

The untimely death of the Macho Man brought to the world a voice it had not heard since the last time the WWE needed to try and goose a cheap pop out of its fanbase... The voice of the Ultimate Warrior!

Warrior decided to follow that video up with an explanation of sorts for his purpose for doing the video… shitting on Hulk Hogan.

That’s how you get in the Hulkster’s kitchen Warrior…

Shit on him using the gimmick he and Vince dreamed up for you over a few bumps of coke…

The Ultimate Warrior calls out Hogan, letting him know that he found the bullet ready to kill Hulkamania (this proves that Ultimate isn’t keeping up with the business as anyone paying even the most moderate of attention knows that the unwatchable Hogan Knows Best show did more to destroy Hulkamania than any slow, uninspired match Hogan and Warrior ever put on could have…).

To be honest, I am kind of shocked he didn’t call upon the power of all the Warriors that came before him.

I’m sure it’s nothing… Usually with these old timers it’s just some bullshit tease to sell some poorly written book all about how they could have been the best in the business and were well on the way to doing so when that blonde cocksucker Hulk Hogan put aside the daily riggers of building a media empire to ruin the career of some half rate jobber that was only as over as he was because of his legendary feud with the afore mentioned cocksucker…



Total carnie shit being spouted by half sane former wrestlers hoping to have anyone give a shit?
Yes.

And am I willing to waste minutes of my life worrying about this war of words?
Yes.

Stay tuned as the Warrior has promised more to come… (And I really do hope this ends with bad metal guitars playing in a screaming madman that shakes ropes and clothlines everything in sight just before the authorities are forced to take him down…)

Metta World Peace & Other Name Changes We Need To See

November 19, 2004.  Malice at the Palace.  I was there.  It was awesome.  Ron was there too....er...I mean Metta.

Today we learned that Ron Artest, like Chad 85 before him, has filed for an official name change.  Metta World Peace.  Apparently Metta is a Buddhist-derived word meaning loving, kindness, friendliness....blah blah blah.

If Ron Artest can be Metta World Peace, does that mean anybody can be anything?  It got me thinking.

Here are some others I really need to see:

1. Morgan , I Accept Gays (Tracy)

2. Brown, Real Men Talk It Out (Chris)

3. Rodriguez, Defense Wins Championships (Rich)

4. Weiner, Wrong Dong (Anthony)

5. Iverson, Accept Any Role (Allen)

6. Woods, Faithful (Tiger)

7. Simpson, I Did It (OJ)


Did I miss any?

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"That Didn't Even Have To Happen.....Bitch!!!"

...screams the crazy lady swinging a lawn chair at what looks like her mans ride.  He surely deserved it.

This lady, Latonya Dawson of Detroit, specifically states at the end of her chairs gone wild rage fest (4:51), "That didn't even have to happen...bitch".  Exactly.  Elin Woods doesn't have a damn thing on you.  Thank you crazy lady for cementing my opinion in general.  Thank you for losing it in front of a camera AND the cops...essentially telling me and the world that making sure "He don't do that again" is more important to you than a) legal trouble b) public humiliation and c) maintaining your equilibrium .  Did going Sybil on those windows have to happen?  Absolutely not.  Did it happen?  You bet it did.  Any female member of the crazy club that can find 1% rational behind this I demand an explanation.  Does it make you feel better or something?


Now if you are a dude, or around these parts a BRO (which we can assume most readers of this blog are), and you have ever had a girlfriend, wife, or significant other (again, I will assume you have)...then a certain element of this post is going to hit home. So the question I'm asking here is not IF women, in general, cross the crazy line. They do.  It's universally a given.  Don't believe me...women?   Find the nearest bro and ask him if he's ever been in a situation where his girlfriend went a little "crazy". The chuckle/giggle of an answer you just got means, "Trust me, you don't even want to know".  No the question is not IF, the question is WHAT...and specifically WHAT qualifies as going TOO far?

Is smashing a Caddy in the middle of Jefferson Ave. going too far?  As a human being instinct tells me to answer yes...but the depressing reality is that I have personally experienced worse. It blows the mind how many times I have watched my woman fly off the handle at my expense. Some worse than others...depending on how crazy the specific female is that I was dealing with at the time, but just because some were "worse" in no way implies that the others were "better". They are all bad...just some less worse than others. I mean just imagine if you saw some dude...in downtown Detroit...smashing his boo's ride with a beach chair. That video would be virally unparalleled. 3,000,000 + hits on YouTube within a week.  In a month and a half this video only has a shade over 100,000 hits because somewhere along the line it became socially OK for a girl to go completely bat shit crazy when she has her feelings hurt.  How is this fair?

Lets open this one up to the readers, but before I go I want to quiz any girl who is reading this.

"So let me get this straight.  You grabbed my cell phone while I was napping?  I wont even question if that is acceptable or not...because apparently it is.  So you sent a text message to my ex girlfriend not 1, but 2 girls before you in which you unjustly called her a bitch/skank for absolutely no reason?  When she responds aggressively...you wonder why and somehow this equates to me being a huge asshole and you trying to smoke me in the jaw?  All this before I wake up from the nap?"

Q:  What's up with that?

I would be very interested in hearing about your personal stories and experiences. Comments encouraged.