My Strange Addiction is Pushing It

Whatta fuckin' weirdo, right in our own backyard. My problem with that is this; how are you gonna call out the D like that? God knows where the toilet paper eater, the hair dryer lady(totally legit by the way), or the chalk eater is from. Now TLC goes out and finds the weirdest guy on the planet, and before they even tell you what's wrong with him they have to bring up the fact he's from Detroit. Makes our whole city look like greasy unemployed silicon fuckers. I'd rather be the city of couch cushion eaters any day.